July 3rd, 2010 by Jenny

I stumbled across  The Love Quotes Encyclopedia when web surfing recently and and I was really surprised. They have literally thousands of witty, humorous and really funny love quotes on all aspects of love and relationships. And the quotations come from numerous places such as books, movies, poets, songs ,and famous authors. I found myself passionately agreeing or disagreeing with many selections and that to me indicates the high quality of this site .

Here are some interesting selections that I really liked:

Judy: Let me tell you something, kid. Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Howard: That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. (From the movie WHAT’S UP DOC?)

EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.  (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)

You know, I have this awful paranoid thought That feminism was mostly invented by men So that they could like, Fool around a little more (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)

Sow your wild oats on Saturday night Then on Sunday pray for crop failure (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

I’d marry again if I found a man Who had 15 million dollars And would sign over half of it to me Before the marriage and… Guarantees he’d be dead within a year!  (BETTE DAVIS )

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they don’t know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, ‘I know what I’m doing, just show me somebody naked.’  (JERRY SEINFELD )

I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts… ‘I wanna know your name…’  (UNKNOWN AUTHOR)

Any girl can be glamorous! All you have to do is stand still and look Stupid! (HEDY LAMARR )

Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right. (WOODY ALLEN )

A man can be happy with any woman As long as he doesn’t love her (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle  (GLORIA STEINAM )

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy (BOB HOPE )

 For more quotes and sayings, check out lovequote.com